Cigareets and Whiskey
Woody Gutrie

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Once I was happy and had a good wife
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I had enough money to last me for life
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Then I met a woman, we went on a spree
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She taught me to smoke and drink whiskey

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Cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild women
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Theyll drive you crazy, theyll drive you insane
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Cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild women
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Theyll drive you crazy, theyll drive you insane

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Cigareets are a blot on the whole human race
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A man looks like a monkey with one in his face
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So gather round friends and listen here brothers
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Theres a fire on one end and a fool on the other

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Cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild women
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Theyll drive you crazy, theyll drive you insane
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Cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild women
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Theyll drive you crazy, theyll drive you insane

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Now listen here neighbors and listen dear friends
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These are the words that theyll write at your end
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Now here are the words theyll write on your grave
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"To whiskey and women, here lies a poor slave."

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Cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild women
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Theyll drive you crazy, theyll drive you insane
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Cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild women
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Theyll drive you crazy, theyll drive you insane